Have you heard any of these jokes:

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: ‘Husband Wanted’. Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you

say — talk in your sleep.

First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

And then the young son asked his father, ‘Is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’ Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’

Why is the beginning of the relationship so exciting, romantic, hot and after a few years of marriage the happy couple is contemplating divorce?

The problem with relationships is that men and women have different needs – everyone knows that but when you understand what a women wants and what a man wants and then work on the relationship with an understanding of each others needs you can develop the relationship into an exciting, loving, caring satisfying marriage.

How can this be accomplished?

Women want attention, appreciation, and communication.

Men want sex. The sex drive in a man is incredibly strong. Think about the beginning of most relationships. The man is attentive, appreciative and talks. The women gets what she wants because the man is interested in getting her into bed.

So a great way for couples to bring excitement back into the relationship is to have the women focus on channeling her husbands sex drive. Once this is accomplished she will get what she wants. When a man’s sex drive is channeled he will again become attentive, romantic, appreciative and he will communicate.

This can be done with a little imagination. It wont require the wife to hang from the ceiling fan dressed in garter belts with a paddle in her hand. When a wife learns to use her feminine qualities she can bring her husband to attention in a very short period of time.

Sound like work? Sound a little weird? Every relationship requires work. If you want a relationship that you’ve only dreamed about learn how to use your sexuality and you’ll find your husband begging to do things for you.

Are you willing to take a few minutes to learn?
Romance puts the fresh back into stale, doesn’t it. But what is it? That’s the problem. How can you get it if you don’t know what it is? And yet most of us in have no idea what Romance really is!
Here are some things that are NOT romance: lace panties. Communication. The dread phrase ‘we need to talk.’ Dinner at a fancy restaraunt, nor even an evening on the town.
Think about it. What do you know of romance? What is really romantic to you? Better yet, ask your friends what romance is. They might think they know about romance, even some might say I’m a true-blue romantic at heart, but they still can’t tell you what romance really is. — Ask ten friends and you are likely to get ten different answers.
My name is Jim Hinds, and I did exactly that and it took years for me to put all the answers together. But put them together I did, and I want to share this with you.
Why? Because your life with your partner will be more fun, more intimate, more vivid than you can imagine.
Once you take care of the basic necessities, did you realize that you and your partner deeply crave romance at a very emotional level? But, our culture has sacrificed romance for efficiency. For logic. For teamwork. For being on-time, hard work and washing your hands before dinner.
It is true that competition, cleanliness, timeliness, efficiency and the bottom line are important. You may remember the old saying: If the only tool you have is a hammer, then all problems look like nails. Do you really think that you can pound romance into your life? So maybe we need to find another, better set of tools to create romance.
That’s where The Celarien Experience comes in. We help you gain new insights and attitudes. To give you new behavioral tools to coax you and your partner into a more vivid and important relationship. One that you can fill with the romance that will mean so much for you and your partner
You deserve romance. You deserve The Celarien Experience.

You now have a choice: You can go away and think about romance, and how to get it back into your life. You may spend years looking, thinking and not finding.